Samuel L. Ipsum

/ maj 3, 2017

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don’t know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived

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Gag Ipsum

/ maj 3, 2017

Derp amnesia architect blizzard i know that feel asian one does not simply easter le me lois. Peter griffin computer genius homework i see what you did there thor 140% star wars. Cellphone grey dad weekend happy male le derp win house final week michelle. Keyboard anonymous woman oboma nother to do here cuteness overload back troll people. Sister loki

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Cat Ipsum

/ maj 3, 2017

Make meme, make cute face i am the best. Nap all day. Behind the couch bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face yet mrow. Dream about hunting birds proudly present butt to human. Plan steps for world domination chase imaginary bugs, hiss at vacuum cleaner, make meme, make cute face. Chase red laser dot please stop looking at

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Hipster Ipsum

/ maj 3, 2017

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Heisenberg Lorem

/ maj 3, 2017

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Bacon Lorem

/ maj 3, 2017

Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet short loin drumstick sirloin, shoulder pancetta burgdoggen corned beef porchetta doner leberkas chicken. Pork loin boudin pastrami tongue, leberkas turducken beef ribs meatloaf porchetta beef shoulder tenderloin drumstick. Turducken kevin shank hamburger. Landjaeger ham turkey andouille, tri-tip pancetta beef shoulder meatball flank meatloaf shankle tongue strip steak. Spare ribs pastrami beef bacon boudin ribeye

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